unclefather:

person doing a tedtalk: live the life you want to live.

me: you know what? they’re right.

me in the mcdonalds drive thru: i want a Cheese Burger. And make it a meal. i’m not kidding

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bassiter:

Landslide by Fleetwood Mac except it’s playing through your car’s old radio cassette player as you drive alone through the desert at night. As far as you can tell, the nearest human life has got to be wherever that distant thunder is rolling in.

requested by @kawaiidesuyolo

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perchancetoshitpost:

Hamlet: damn there’s so much to do

Also Hamlet:

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thoodleoo:

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

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beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

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